Friday, August 28, 2020

Somali

Why do Somalis thrive in Business?

I have overheard complaints from businessmen and scholars arguing that the Oria/Somali Muslims are taking over Nairobi CBD. Yes they are.

Boss how can you compete this people? They are like Indians. They practice socialism and work as a family.

When was the last time you called your uncle, aunt, cousin or in law? Imagine they call each other daily and work together as your colleagues at work.

You are waiting to invest from your salary? Well, they don’t wait, they call each other and work in handy. One man is married to 4 wives.

One wife is selling baby clothes in Eastleigh and in wholesale making Kshs. 8,000 a day. The 2nd wife is selling gas and running a shop in Donholm making Kshs. 5,000 a day.

The 3rd wife makes people tea and lunch in Eastleigh making a profit of 4,000 a day and the last one is selling men’s and women’s wear in Eastleigh making a profit of Kshs. 10,000 a day.

How much goes to his account before we include his petrol station in South B or his cloth line in town or slaughtering cows from Moyale at Njiru slaughter house? That is Kshs. 27,000 passing through his account daily let’s say from slaughtering cows, he makes a profit of Kshs. 15,000 a day.

His total income is Kshs. 42,000 a day. That is Kshs. 1,260,000 passing through his account per month. Banks do check flow in your account per month to advance loans that can open you a restaurant in town.

Your salary is Kshs. 80,000 and you feel your wife is so fragile to work, so you keep her in the house baby sitting. Every evening you pass through your favorite club, you take two for the road which turns out to be 5-10 bottles before you leave accompanied by friends.

Your side chick or mpango wa kando is also one Slay Queen of her kind. She does Java and above or Amarula what she sees on adverts but implement when with you. You pay her rent, saloon and clothes while she takes selfies sending you while at work.

Let’s assume you need a bank loan to put a big business in town, between your account and his account, who will get bank trust with a big capital to put up a significant business?

Kaka, then you want to rant how this people are money launderers? Please if you can’t make money with your family members like Indians 🇮🇳 and Somalia 🇸🇴 crew are doing.

Stop complaining, meet your Slay Queens in their restaurants as you narrate to them how this people are faking it. When you are done, come I introduce you to Abdin my neighbor who sells gas and run shops but drive a Land Cruiser TX.

I respect this people, unless we up our game, they will displace us in our own country then we start another genocide like South Africa 🇿🇦 did or like Donald Trump is fighting to chase people out of USA 🇺🇸.

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Dip

Deep State.

1. Joho once dared the system, the GSU Officers Blocked Him From Attending Mtongwe Ferry Relaunch Led by Uhuru in Mombasa, it is in the record that Joho peed on his jeans at Migori when he claimed that he was Simba.

2.  Murkomen and Kindiki once threatened the system now they are just senators and backbenchers.

3. Waititu insulted the system now he is mwananchi like me.

4. Oscar Sudi insulted and dared Uhuru to step in Kapseret the following week Uhuru held a function and was denied to address.

5. Senator Charargei once chest thumbed agonist the system, the dude answered his call in another county in Nyanza.

6. Ndindi Nyoro once touched Kamanda, the boy spent his night at Citizen TV table.

7. Susan Kihika rubbished her bosses now she is forgotten.

8. Miguna Miguna dared the system, the following day found himself in another continent without Kenyan Nationality docs.

9. Governor Sonko once dared the system now he is suspended kafana.

10. Babu Owino insulted the system, the following week remains a story to narrate.

11. Duale stopped supporting the system now he has been reduced to header.

12. DP. William Ruto ignored the system, now he is crying foul to defeat it.

12.  Agwambo dared the system and took presidency oath, now he is the system.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Agwambo mysterious

"Agwambo" , is a Luo word for a mysterious one. 
Those who know him well will tell you that his personality is a full course that those who have tried to study have failed to graduate over time.
Moi, Biwott and Kamotho's of this world tried with KANU, but they failed miserably.
Then came a group of leaders led by Mungatana,Kibaki and the Nyachaes, whose stories will be told another day. I wonder where the likes of William Ruto, Duale and Kuria got the guts of thinking that a tree that couldn't be brought down by an axe can easily fall down when cut by a Panga.
Mara oooooh,Baba has been played. Mara Raila has Covid, Mara Raila is paralysed.
Maybe next time when Baba will disappear and reappear,
he will be younger than Babu Owino

Baba is reenergized and ready to hit the road running.

Don’t joke or either dare Dr. Raila Odinga, you will remain with a rotten egg  in your face.