Stalin tnv

Once, Soviet leader Josef Stalin, came to one meeting with a live chicken. He started to pluck its feathers one by one off.

The chicken quacked in pain, blood oozing from its pores. It gave out heartbreaking cries but Stalin continued without remorse plucking feather after feather until the chicken was completely naked. After that, he threw the chicken on the ground and from his pockets, took out some chicken feed and started to throw it at the poor creature. It started eating and as he walked away, the chicken followed him and sat at his feet feeding from his hand.

Stalin then told members of his party "This chicken represents the people, you must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them, steal from them and leave them. If you do this and then give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life. They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, it is you who brought them to that situation in the first place."

Isn't this the reality in TNC?. Your religious papas, politicians and capitalist business men stripping you of your honor and wealth to enrich themselves, then later throw peanuts at you and you defend them!
The day you wake up is the day you realize that your heroes may be responsible for your woes.

Rich will always want to make mass poor so that they can rule them. In the recent homecoming where hundreds cheered along Chuka street for 1k, did you saw his son or wife who are accused of pocketing 2M plus. Olisikia wapi

Somali

Why do Somalis thrive in Business?

I have overheard complaints from businessmen and scholars arguing that the Oria/Somali Muslims are taking over Nairobi CBD. Yes they are.

Boss how can you compete this people? They are like Indians. They practice socialism and work as a family.

When was the last time you called your uncle, aunt, cousin or in law? Imagine they call each other daily and work together as your colleagues at work.

You are waiting to invest from your salary? Well, they don’t wait, they call each other and work in handy. One man is married to 4 wives.

One wife is selling baby clothes in Eastleigh and in wholesale making Kshs. 8,000 a day. The 2nd wife is selling gas and running a shop in Donholm making Kshs. 5,000 a day.

The 3rd wife makes people tea and lunch in Eastleigh making a profit of 4,000 a day and the last one is selling men’s and women’s wear in Eastleigh making a profit of Kshs. 10,000 a day.

How much goes to his account before we include his petrol station in South B or his cloth line in town or slaughtering cows from Moyale at Njiru slaughter house? That is Kshs. 27,000 passing through his account daily let’s say from slaughtering cows, he makes a profit of Kshs. 15,000 a day.

His total income is Kshs. 42,000 a day. That is Kshs. 1,260,000 passing through his account per month. Banks do check flow in your account per month to advance loans that can open you a restaurant in town.

Your salary is Kshs. 80,000 and you feel your wife is so fragile to work, so you keep her in the house baby sitting. Every evening you pass through your favorite club, you take two for the road which turns out to be 5-10 bottles before you leave accompanied by friends.

Your side chick or mpango wa kando is also one Slay Queen of her kind. She does Java and above or Amarula what she sees on adverts but implement when with you. You pay her rent, saloon and clothes while she takes selfies sending you while at work.

Let’s assume you need a bank loan to put a big business in town, between your account and his account, who will get bank trust with a big capital to put up a significant business?

Kaka, then you want to rant how this people are money launderers? Please if you can’t make money with your family members like Indians 🇮🇳 and Somalia 🇸🇴 crew are doing.

Stop complaining, meet your Slay Queens in their restaurants as you narrate to them how this people are faking it. When you are done, come I introduce you to Abdin my neighbor who sells gas and run shops but drive a Land Cruiser TX.

I respect this people, unless we up our game, they will displace us in our own country then we start another genocide like South Africa 🇿🇦 did or like Donald Trump is fighting to chase people out of USA 🇺🇸.

Dip

Deep State.

1. Joho once dared the system, the GSU Officers Blocked Him From Attending Mtongwe Ferry Relaunch Led by Uhuru in Mombasa, it is in the record that Joho peed on his jeans at Migori when he claimed that he was Simba.

2.  Murkomen and Kindiki once threatened the system now they are just senators and backbenchers.

3. Waititu insulted the system now he is mwananchi like me.

4. Oscar Sudi insulted and dared Uhuru to step in Kapseret the following week Uhuru held a function and was denied to address.

5. Senator Charargei once chest thumbed agonist the system, the dude answered his call in another county in Nyanza.

6. Ndindi Nyoro once touched Kamanda, the boy spent his night at Citizen TV table.

7. Susan Kihika rubbished her bosses now she is forgotten.

8. Miguna Miguna dared the system, the following day found himself in another continent without Kenyan Nationality docs.

9. Governor Sonko once dared the system now he is suspended kafana.

10. Babu Owino insulted the system, the following week remains a story to narrate.

11. Duale stopped supporting the system now he has been reduced to header.

12. DP. William Ruto ignored the system, now he is crying foul to defeat it.

12.  Agwambo dared the system and took presidency oath, now he is the system.

Agwambo mysterious

"Agwambo" , is a Luo word for a mysterious one. 
Those who know him well will tell you that his personality is a full course that those who have tried to study have failed to graduate over time.
Moi, Biwott and Kamotho's of this world tried with KANU, but they failed miserably.
Then came a group of leaders led by Mungatana,Kibaki and the Nyachaes, whose stories will be told another day. I wonder where the likes of William Ruto, Duale and Kuria got the guts of thinking that a tree that couldn't be brought down by an axe can easily fall down when cut by a Panga.
Mara oooooh,Baba has been played. Mara Raila has Covid, Mara Raila is paralysed.
Maybe next time when Baba will disappear and reappear,
he will be younger than Babu Owino

Baba is reenergized and ready to hit the road running.

Don’t joke or either dare Dr. Raila Odinga, you will remain with a rotten egg  in your face.

Ptof njoka kingshop

Good morning my friends, fellow hustlers, comrades, colleagues and fellow compatriots. Prof. Erastus Njoka has been my favorite and political hero as he has been to many and for that matter it has been my utmost desire to follow the footsteps and inherit the political kingpinnesss of Enigma Raila Amollo Odinga in nyanza, Western and Kenya at large. His tibimness Raila Amollo Odinga is an embodiment of reason and an icon of leadership. I implore you to unshakably support me to achieve this noble and transformative dream. God bless Raila Amollo Odinga,God bless me and God bless you,God bless Kenya!💪💪💪

Prof. Njoka

Why Prof. Njoka qualifies to be the next big thing.
1. Lobbied for Ndagani to Kibumbu road tarmacking.
2. Lobbied for Kairini to Kirubia tarmacking.
3. Lobbied for KMTC and housed them.
4. Lobbied for Chuka town tarmacking.
5. Lobbied for Mwanjati Technical and vocational institute.
6. Raised Tharaka & Maara Campuses.
7. Setting up water dams for irrigation at lower zones.
8. Making Chuka Unv. a centre of excellence.
9. In all areas where the campuses are, the community has the reason to thank the brain behind.