Sunday, April 19, 2020

Covid education

Things we have learnt during Corona.
1. Kenyan can work without MPs. Infact we are better off without them.
2. Kenya doesn't need a Deputy president.
3. Church can run online without contribution of looted tax payers money.
4. Mutai Kagwe can be powerful than Matiangi.
5. Nssf money is yours after you die
6. Boda Boda is more important
7. Men need the side chicks so they are not mean to their wives.
8. When you spend alot of hours home. U start seeing your woman's mistakes easily.
9. Women don't actually like u to over stay at home.
10. Uhuru is the only president in the country
11. Rambo, Superman and all the movie heroes are not real heroes.
12. It's not possible to have sex everyday.
13. You are just lazy. There's alot you can do at home.
14. Men can cook
15. Everyone can survive without junk foods or alcohol.
16. Your side chick can survive on her own.
17. Your kids and family need you to stop wasting money in a bar.That money can just save u alot.
18. Everyone needs to reserve money or have an Emmergency account.
19. School buildings can be hospital.
20. Tomatoes are expensive
21. The English language is poor .
There's no snizing in and snizing out (okwetsyamula)
22. The vulnerable poor mean people who stay in town not villages.

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